thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
I’m +18 material, don’t blame me if you get horny– Jay Park (via kataftertherain)
My theory is that
if a guy replies back with ’ lol ’ that means he’s busy with playing games, eating food, watching pr0nz, etc. and so he should be left alone.
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
wordswordsworlds: Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
PONPONPON will always be my jam
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
Avoiding homework sundays <3
sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
Did I even poop yet
When you realized you missed a good chance to drop a hint only after it was over lol man gotta get my brain moving faster
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
sixtafoua: I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated
wo-nderland: groovymuttations: what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot can I call them toasty im calling people toasty from now on ok You’re so toasty
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. <3
how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose Okay i got this
mikeyfriskeyhands: Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
meowmagicianpia: The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage. Relevant
You’re beautiful And your mind is fucking beautiful And I can’t...
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived…. omg a wild cross country team appears
I can get my head turned by a good-looking guy as much as the next girl. But...– Lisa Unger, Beautiful Lies (via creatingaquietmind)
sexcake: i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
HURRY UP AND IM ME FIRST CAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU BUT I DONT WANT TO SEEM THIRSTY EVEN THOUGH I AM A LITTLE
togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies I swear that happened to me too LOL
rneerkat: if a duck is flying right at your friend you can say “DUCK!” and it will mean two things but serve the same purpose that’s pretty cool zaboomafoo
guideyourway: ishipitlikeups: dantheinsane1: ishipitlikeups: Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. Pics or it didn’t happen His name is T.I. He brought me flowers. Obligatory outdoor photos. Here I am, introducing him to friends. A close-up shot of his dashing visage. My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some...
vagisodium: pornolympics: 2 inces shorter and i could legally be a midget. ok are you telling me that you’ve been illegally a midget this whole time. call the cops It’s true, I am not a law abiding citizen.